I’ve been giving Star Wars monikers to everyone in my family.
Me: Pater Fool
Dana: Doyenne Maw-Maw
Biggie: Notorious Oppa Hett
Jellybean: Nemi Odan
Why Nemi Odan? Because whenever I’m buckling her into her car seat, she says, “Nemi do it! NEM-MI do it!” and whenever she’s on the potty she says, “I’m Odan! I’m O-DAN!”